This year, instead of club with sweaty and drunk party animals, I leave my skinny jeans and tank top for a red short, fedora and a flip flop for something different.  My friend and I decided to spend our new year with real animals at Deer Land @ Kuala Gandah.

Reasons for why stylista like you should come here is sometimes we need to shift our  attention from malls and hip happening party to quiet and enjoy the moment with the nature. We’ve been to malls and warehouses for clearance SALE where it is like a battalions of others shoppers queuing outside the fitting room and cashier counter, but can you imagine the excitement when a deer queue to get food from us?

First, it is all calm, they didn’t know that I am comin..

Deer: is it.. oh guys,, its him, its him! The AnimWhisperer in Red short and fedora

Myself The Animal Whisperer : I love you  my animals….

Deer: OMG (Oh My Gucci) .. it’s him

Myself The Animal Whisperer:They love me.. The deer love me! calm guys, keep calm

Deer: I want to get your taste…

Myself The Animal Whisperer:Guys.. one by one guys, I know how much you love me, I know.. hey you.. stop it.. that is my Transformers Tee, you know how much I love Megan Fox , she looks like a beautiful  drag queen sometimes, I thought she is one of the show girl..stop it, stop it..security.. security..

Myself The Animal Whisperer:Oh..I must go, you’re crazy for me. No photos..security.. (strike new pose for the paparazzis!)

Deer: Can I follow you, please…..

Myself as the Animal Whisperer: I wish I can, but you know I am so busy with functions and trying to get cheap things, going to the warehouse sale, yoga class, mani and pedi, reading about that book on ‘How Not Too Look Old” and bla.. bla.. bla Deer: ok.. No thanks.. I understand (Gosh.. I can’t stand this guy!…he talks too much)

Deer: Lets play “Do not blink your eyes”

Myself the Animal Whisperer: Why not, I love too.. (putting on my oversized aviator) Deer : You trying to cheat. I am not a moron you know. You know that famous deer Bambi is my grandpa, so don’t you ever, ever try to cheat me. You know I am not easily fool with your stupid tactic..and you know Lady Gaga loves us so much, she dons our antler until we think that she is also a deer and Victor and Rolf models  wear stylish antlers for RTW Fall/Winter 2004-05 collection.. and Madonna wears….

Myself the Animal Whisperer: Ok.. wait wait.. Madonna is not wearing deer antler during that Louis Vuitton and MET Ball, she is wearing Marc Jacobs Rabbit Ear, for God sake it is RABBIT, not deer!

Deer: is it? I thought that overpriced something on her head is rabbit antler…what-eva– again I am not easily cheated.. bla bla bla…

Myself: ok.. ok.. you are great.. ok.. enuf … (leave!)

This is the aggresive one, it is advised to stay away from him, but for your sake, the CuteCarry readers, I strike my pose.

You love me now.. I am ready to die for you..

This is what I’m talkin about, the Viktor and Rolf RTW Fall Winter 2004

And this is Lady Gaga

That plastic dress…

What a cute ermine or stoat (malay panggil ceperlai)..I wonder how it looks in a form of soft, luxurious  stole! Just kidding…. Mmmm……

It is really, really cute rite? so innocent.. easy target ..mmmmm….

If Paris hilton is with her chihuahua pet Tinkerbell, I am with my pet . erm.. her name is “Coco Fendi Cutie Moss Wintour Klein” I am feeling so like animal whisperer. Somebody out there, this is the new hit story on STAR WORLD, Animal Whisperer; he can talk to animal but sometimes he is carrying croc Birkin! sound scary?… that is the secret of all box office !

To learn about Kuala Gandah Pahang, click here