I received a phone call in the middle of the night from my friend Linda. She sounds frantic but excited.
“I think I’m in love… love, and it is real love”.
Wow… I am so excited for her, with a track record of 3 former boyfriends and a fiancé; her break up tally is four men. Finally, I am so going to buy Panasonic pressure cooker as her wedding gift and she’ll looking great in champagne songket on her dais (pelamin).
“But he is gay”.
Kechinngggg….now the tally going to be five. No wedding gift and “pelamin anginku musnah!”
Note: Linda has strong gay radar (gaydar)
Gone are the days where all gay men are sissy, tranny or sweat glitters.
The typical gay men that sweat glitters and walk like Naomi Campbell still widely roaming and catwalking on earth but the ultra -uber new era gay men are taking over the world.
They love sport (turn on your gaydar at city sport run, marathon or volleyball court), they love extreme activities (turn on your gaydar at the state of the art rock indoor climbing facilities), they blessed with to die look, great abs and six pack (turn on your gaydar at gym or protein shake section at GNC) and they speak and act like real men (have a diet coke at gay bar and you know what I mean, no gaydar required here).
There are few good reasons why straight women exquisite dream are to spend their life with gay men rather than straight men.
Linda is in love with her straight acting gay colleague because he is such a charm. She knows that he is gay after a few ujians but she can’t help but to fall in love with him. He patiently queue with her outside H&M on the opening day, a great listener and would give a good advice on almost everything, from how to handle workloads to which dress looks good on her on a shopping spree.
But I’m sure he will never turn on no matter how flattering and sexy Linda in that Herve Leger bandage dress.
“Woman mind and man body”. A short and precise answer from Kim on why she prefers to share her dark secret to gay men friend rather than her girlfriend.
She added; “Women have more in common with gay men than straight men”.
Kim all time favourite movie is My Best Friend wedding and always hope that she can date a man like George (Rupert Everett), the gay man.
But I bet they will be no wedding if you date gay man like George!
But the most favorite reason on why women fall in love with gay men are because of most gay men are a good looking men, well groomed and smell good.
Metro-gay-sexual!
Women dream that they can be like Posh and Beckham; successful and stylish power couple.
I am sure the gay men will be extra excited with Beckham in Armani underwear campaign and Posh new Birkin than Posh herself.
Kim feels safe when she dated gay men because “on second or third date, straight men want sex”.
But girl…If you date gay men, you only get Cappuccino or ice cream on your date and will never get sex for your entire life. It’s a tragic ending!
But the awkward yet reasonable reason why she hopes gay men to be her hubby is from my friend Jan, working mother with a healthy very straight looking husband and two daughters.
“I know gay men like to perform oral sex, I rarely get it from my hubby, if they (gay men) sexually attracted to women, and it would be heaven!”
I rest my case!
But bear in mind,your hubby might be gay no matter how straight he is… we discuss it on other topic ya.
That’s it. lite-lite.
ps: name dalam artikel ni diubah ye… yes my dear friends, i keep your secret and throw the key!
