It may look weird. Not like other shoulder bags you own before. I don’t know what the inspiration is (maybe Joan Of Arc spears bag or something!). But in aboriginal or tribes villages, this type of bags is everywhere. The one that all men and women should own. Talk about the IT bag. It is also almost identical with Chloe Joan Shoulder bag. Both have same shape, very useful in jungles (trees or concretes) and made from leather. The tribe keep their hunt in the bag while Joan is for women in urban jungle to carry almost anything after hunting (designer tank tops and jeans at you can’t believe its true discounts) The one factor that separate them is the member of the tribe make their own bag while we have to pay like USD$1,515.00 for Joan.

Casual slouch and the three tone leather body with studded belt around the top of the bag and gold tone clasp looks sophisticated and edgy. You don’t need any other accessories for next hunting shopping till death session @ net-a-porter.com

Carrie Bradshaw carries this clutch in Sex and the city . As a stylist for the film, Patricia can slot her product in. I guess Carrie love this clutch just like I love Patricia work. Hope in one fine day she can raid my closet. But this $80 plastic clutch? Looks more like my niece pencil case than a designer cum stylist creation.

The only reason why I post something about this clutch is because it is from someone who can forecast the trend accurately. Nothing more and nothing less. Is it because of her design mantra “Life is a party. Enjoy it – because it ends”? Girl, life is a party, but not every time. So I hope you can come up with something wearable to dinner and luncheon. Too much party spoils your life. Mind that.

Patricia began her career with her breakthrough Greenwich Village boutique in 1966. Since then, she has leave mark notably. Remember Britney outfit in 2000 MTV Music Award? Yes, that is her design.

Patricia collaboration with Sarah Jessica Parker began in movie Miami Rhapsody. Since then, she set the trend for SJP. The lives for fashion statement make women want to be Sarah and man… I am not sure if men want someone like Carrie. Considering her must have is as big as tennis court closet and untreatable fetish for Manolo Blahnik shoes. Too much maintenance.

Carrie carries pencil case this @ Patriciafield.com

Jimmy Choo and I come from a very same country, Malaysia. I am proud to have a fellow countrymen that left his distinguish mark on women feet. But frankly, I am not a big fan of his shoes. Not that I hate and call it hideous, but it just so mediocre. It doesn’t take my breath away.

While the shoes don’t make my day, this Cecile thing makes me dizzy. A combination and gold metal mesh and those gigantic gemstones trim make the clutch look so busy and heavy. It is not ugly but this accessory is over accessories. It is like a petite beautiful girl in 80’s. Big hair, heavy make up in shoulder pad jacket and she end up looking like that looks like a drag queen in American football player attire.

Tone down everything if you with Cecile. First, stay away from big gigantic stone. Second, slip into LBD or plain dress, let Cecile has it moment. Third, buy another clutch with the money from selling of Cecile in the eBay.

A bag with a bucket of Gemstone is at net-a-porter.com

Miley Cyrus makes headline in crime department. No she is not charged with driving under influence… yet! A man has been using a Miley alter ego Hannah Montana ticket concert to entice an 11 year old girl to his van. Luckily this girl is smart enough to think this guy is potentially psychopath pedophiles. If the same man approach me Gucci or Prada bags, will I follow or will I not follow him? That is another story. I can make up may mind now. Clearly, that girl is much smarter than me.

Now, I know why that “Are you smarter than the 5th grader “ is such a hit. Jeff Foxworthy laugh all the way to the bank by making growing up looks stupid.

Concert ticket fail the man attempt but what happened if his van is full with Hannah Montana bags?

Disney does it fashionably and brilliantly again. No special recipe. Just create bags with latest teen’s icon. The colourful and fun bag with Miley Cyrus in blond wig image just too good to resist.

The shape and design is nothing but cute and adorable. It is wearable and most importantly do not resemble baby bag. No girl who just past the kindergarten phase wants something that looks like diaper and milk bag. She is not a baby not yet a big girl.Back to that girl slayers story, the best way to avoid your girl to join the statistics is to educate them. No one has the right harm others.

Well… Miley a briliant girl. There are more than seven things why I like here.

Hannah Montana or Miley Cyrus carries at ebags.com

The punk or pop rock wave seems to make a comeback. This lead to the rise of punk rock inspired style. Compared to the yesteryears punk style which look like something dead just rise from the tomb, now punk style looks fresh, polish and edgy. Artist like Gwen Stefani and Avril Lavigne does it brilliantly. Alternative dressing is hip again.

If you want to feel what is like to be punk but do not want to dress like Kelly Osbourne or her mom, you can carry something like Guess Punk Glam clutch. The shiny blue electric is just to remind us that the early years of punk (aka glitter punk) in the 1970’s. Everything is glittering and shiny just like the disco ball

For day and night, disco to dinner, young or old. If you pair punk glam with proper match, you are a rock star.

Your skinny jeans needs some match. Rock-ingly at ebags.com

The orange or coral color makes me think of tanneroxic (referring to someone who has obvious fake orange tan). They may be look stylish at a first glance but after second look (plus the cellulites and wrinkles) they started to look like orange (the fruit!).

Eye popping coral leather clutch from Chloe join the trend. The what the heck bow embellishment and whatever stripes on front of the clutch fail to outshine the striking colour. Frankly, I think it kind of look like an expensive toiletries bag. Nevertheless, this is a fabulous way to lift your LBD spirit.

As a supposedly fashion victim follower, I am started to fall in love with this orange/coral. It is everywhere now. Form a male underwear to a newly opened restaurant near place named Orenje!

This color has been included but will not dominated my closet. It may be everywhere now before you knew it, its nowhere. This is my color of this season. Don’t get me wrong. I am not going to undergo striping and spray tan session. If I want to look ridiculously tan I don’t have to pay. The journey from my house to the nearest mall under hot blazing sun at 1 pm plus the blonde wig just enough to make me look like an Asian guy version of Donatella Versace.

The color coral at net-a-porter.com

I am telling you this is not a silver bar.

It may get a lot of attention due of its angular shape. Like a pyramid or diamond or anything you want to call it. The sterling silver just enough to spell the words glam and exclusive. I am glad they don’t add anything on it.

It comes from Philippines and they call it Sanguil. First I thought it is made from seagull bones or something. But after a quite an extensive research (means just type ‘Sanguil’ on the search box) it is actually a name of volcano located in one of the Philippines islands. Not sure what it’s made of but hello… who cares? If it something you can cherish for years to come then it is the one you must get. Another cute thing about Sanguil is it comes with small hand held mirror. Very useful to check if anything stuck between your teeth during dinner. It also provides a good view about what the other girls doing. Start making assumptions. If they are talking to each other while looking at your back, they are not gossiping about your notorious act or about your big bottom. They just adore your style. Remember; always think well about other peoples, sooner or later, they will react the same towards you.

Erupts at net-a-porter.com

Snail mail is so last century. Imagine one story where the only communication is using mail. Painstaking task for the sender. From writing and flipping the paper to licking the stamp and run all the way to post office. Worst is the receiver. She may or not received that mail. Or he or she may end up with the postman. Some of my friend thinks postman uniform is lot sexier than fireman suit. I wonder why… erm… Ok… got it.

But you’ll be singing Beatles Mister Postman song if your letter arrived nicely in Banana Republic Embossed envelope clutch. They called it envelope because it is really looks like one. It is slim and flat. This clean polish and divine envelope is in embossed Italian leather. Available in fashion basic colour that is gold, red, and blue, black. Another good news is it cheap! Just another reason to get it in bulk.

I may not so functional especially if your friends call you portable Miss Seven Eleven (referring to someone who carries anything from pain killer to tampon in her bag). This is a slim clutch and I keep it that way.

Your love letter, I mean envelope at bananarepublic.com or ebags.com

London is always be one of my favourite cities. It is like a new version of Harry Potter city (the old version disappeared mysteriously just after a witch name Daniel Radcliffe strip naked on stage). Centuries old buildings, amazing Thames and Soho (?!!) just bring out all the spirit of this exciting city. Oh… and the expensive Bond and Oxford Street. For some bargain, head to Bicester Village for fabulous rows of designers factory outlet.

What is the best souvenir you can get from London? Alexander McQueen’s Union Jack clutch of course. Inspired from one of the most recognizable flag in the world, this leather clutch is the most obvious way to tell everyone that you’ve been to London or you to express your patriotism, just like Mr. McQueen.

This is maybe look like a type of souvenirs you can get from the flea market in Bayswater but it is everything including exclusive (like 635 pound). The patent leather detailing and clasp fastening from pearl and diamante encrusted skull is a statement of luxury, classic and expensive. Just like the Queen of England.

This is a great souvenir. Shortcut to London at net-a-porter.com

I love my late grandma so much. The important lesson that she taught me is to always work hard, live to the fullest, be generous to everyone and spend your money wisely. She is really good at nagging. But that what me how we are I wonder how long her ‘lecture’ will last if she found out that someone willing to spend their hard earn money for this whatever Fossil Weekender bag.

Weekender looks more like a home made blanket than a bag. I guess Fossil just want to cut their cost so their strategic plain is to hire a group of ladies called Stepford Wives to sew the bags. The workmanship is fantastic (in case you didn’t know, the ladies has been is actually a robot) but the coordination of the print patches is ‘all over the place’. Too much of ingredients spoil the broth, mind that. Don’t blame the domestic goddesses, they just doing their job.

Warn with blanket at ebags.com.